Deadpan autopsy

Dataflow, in order

Each source had a job. This is the order in which the paperwork says it happened.

1. 2026-07-20 05:34:03 UTCRandomUser / person — observed
2. 2026-07-20 05:34:03 UTCUSGS Earthquakes / recent — observed
3. 2026-07-20 05:34:02 UTCNager.Date / holidays — observed

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